1. teamgif:

    andrvw:

    teamgif:

    andrvw:

    people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

    I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

    is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

    milk is the only thing i have left

    (via dreamersgetnowhere)

  2. ratatit:

    i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

    (Source: wentzologist, via dreamersgetnowhere)

  3. nottdead:

    evilfeminist:

    Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

    My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

    I wrote,

    "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

    Basically the American education system

    (via dreamersgetnowhere)

  4. kitteningrayspaces:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ohgodhesloose:

    *boop* *bap*

    "I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

    WHAT NO

    This made me giggle far too much

    (Source: catleecious, via rafusearmyhelmet)

  5. (Source: niggadom, via liarliardansonfire)

  6. my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

    (Source: territorialcreep, via fake-mermaid)

    • me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
    • me in 2014: gay
  7. allthingspiggly:

    worldofthecutestcuties:

    She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

    Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

    (via rafusearmyhelmet)

  8. m-eg:

    i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

    (Source: m-eg, via rafusearmyhelmet)

  9. sanderlust:

    my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

    (Source: 23jan, via rafusearmyhelmet)

    thepsychoemoreport:

    ladyavenal:

    variouscontent:

    catbountry:

    I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

    and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

    Sigh

    One of my faves

    (Source: bryko, via cosmo135)

  10. noirbettie:

    dandehaane:

    if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

    This is legitimately comforting.

    (via yamsy)

  11. jesussbabymomma:

    why am i on the tumblr login page

    how did this occur

    (via hanginglamp)

  12. darklittlefaun:

    silent-suicides:

    aquabreeze:

    laughing-with-the-sun:

    pvincess:

    thedarkchocolatedandy:

    sxeman69:

    but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

    We (men) are not fucking sharks!

    We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

    We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

    Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

    Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

    Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

    You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

    What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

    How can you not reblog something like this

    THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN YESTERDAY ^ OMG

    (Source: wildcatmary, via koblala)



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