1. holdyourhandbreakmywrist:

    bestevarevillaugh:

    Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?

    Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.

    (via looking-for-sea)

  2. llamasouls:

    llamasouls:

    llamasouls:

    haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

    update
    apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  3. vixxtoobomb:

    vixxtoobomb:

    when an idol u liked fucks up
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    when ppl try to defend them

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    (via ryanvallejo)

    beyonco:

    this is the only picture on my phone

    (Source: bitchbot, via ruinedchildhood)

  4. fancycake:

    mama

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    mama??

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    MAMA!!!1

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    hi

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    (via looking-for-sea)

  5. apitnobaka:

    bootycap:

    i’m just picturing steve at a department store looking at all the different types of underwear he could buy and being totally lost and confused as he debates the merits of each

    you lost me at ‘steve’ and ‘underwear’ tbh (x)

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    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

    • me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    • teacher: I don't know, can you?
    • *sees teacher after class*
    • me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?
  6. my Art GCSE wasn’t wasted here’s danisnotonfire + amazingphil in my @unionjworld xclusive DIY merchandise”

    (via phanelujah)

  7. (Source: troyleranya, via phanelujah)

    philsmole:

    Where Dan realizes girls are really weird…

    (via phanelujah)

  8. (Source: fagflow, via skarlux)

  9. shiny-slowpoke:

    i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

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    (Source: kagezukami, via whitedad)

  10. coolscar:

    my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

    (via pizza)

  11. love-to-love-puppies:

    pernillo:

    glaceon22:

    chawko:

    lorettafryingpan:

    bigbigtruck:

    GUYS

    DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

    EVERY TIME.

    dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

    When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

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    Perfect gif is perfect

    (via skarlux)



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