1. When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

    • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
    • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
    • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  2. mydogsnokes:

    i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself

    (via sniffing)

  3. http://jamesandlilyevans.tumblr.com/post/95376844910/hunterofwesteros-avengersuniverse-ever-want



    Ever want to binge watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe but want to do it in chronological order? Here you go:

    Captain America: The First Avenger
    Agent Carter - Marvel One-Shot
    Iron Man
    Iron Man 2
    The Incredible Hulk
    The Consultant - Marvel…

    (Source: avengersuniverse.com, via gwenstacydied)


    one of these people is going to get off the island

    (Source: hvfflepvff, via bymidnightirun)




    since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

    here u go, bud

    obtuse cantaloupe

    Sordid waffle

    (via stayuporgetdown)

  4. sleeping-with-sirens-omf:

    My edit, I do not own the photo.

    (via sleepingwithsirens-org)

    (Source: hotdamn5sos, via everlashtonlove)

  5. andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:



    So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work


    I want this on a shirt.

    Please, I want this on underwear

    (via australiansanta)

  6. bagmilk:

    mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

    (Source: heteroh, via togetherwe-canflyaway)


    " Demi in Bora Bora with her new baby turtle she adopted. "

    (via sign0fthree)

  7. tungstens:

    we all have a favorite eyebrow

    (Source: fzur, via baraboobies)

  8. corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

    (via awkwardvagina)

  9. "w is not a vowel"

    every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

    (via awkwardvagina)

  10. bandseverywhere: